So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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