What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We left the knife in your bed.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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