Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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