Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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