What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
So vagazzling was a success
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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