Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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