the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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