dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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