Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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