It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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