just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
