I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize