it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize