Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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