I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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