just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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