At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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