Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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