the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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