You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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