I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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