I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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