I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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