we're blogging at a bar
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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