Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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