is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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