did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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