He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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