honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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