do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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