fuck your aforementioned shoe
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Randomize