wat bout pragnant strippers??
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
