yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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