you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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