I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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