I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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