his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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