No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
