He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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