plz talk dirty to me
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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