I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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