David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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