I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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