Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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