i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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