Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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