I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
