We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I need to align my fucking chakras
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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