office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
