Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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