stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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