would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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