The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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