Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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